oh Poncho, oh poncho
Poncho, oh poncho

You came from mars, mars, mars, mars
that’s where they trained yah
you traveled far, far, far, far
to study Jamaica

passing the moon at light speed you ran out of fuel cells
and then crashed your U F O just outside roswell

oh Poncho, oh poncho
Poncho, oh poncho

you had to hide hide hide hide
from Scully and Mulder

So you hitched a ride ride ride ride
And ended in Boulder

And then stuck on the planet earth with no way to call home
You said “hey man oh well” and started to roam

They left you on this planet to die
Your flying saucer won’t even fly
Now you’re left starring up at the sky oh poncho

With nothing to do and to where to go
Poncho went to a salsa show

The music was rich and so sweet
But a new rhythm called him away
With a great jump he was back on his feet
The funk in the U. S. of A.

His mind filled with energy waves
Poncho found himself at an underground Rave

Then out from the sky came his race
And took him back to to outter space

Debuted at a private party on 1/31/09. Public debut 2/20/09 at Bill’s Bar.