When the Spanish Inquisition
Sends you on a secret mission
To find out when the world will end

You’ll give up the ghost
And move to the coast
’cause you’re into the lion’s den

When you’re stuck in the middle
Or play second fiddle
Or feel a bit dead to the core

Put an ace up your sleeve
And take a French leave
’cause it’s back to the drawing board

So they say / It’s a red letter day
So they say / Just a source of decay
So they say / A needle lost in the hay
So they say / Rome wasn’t built in a day

When Uncle Sam’s thinkin’
His ship is finally sinking
And all good things must come to an end

He’ll eat humble pie
Cause it’s eye for an eye
When you enter the lion’s den

When you’re mad as a hatter
And you’re heads on a plater
won the battle but lost the war

You’ll Eat with a dragon
And Circle the wagon
Cause its back to the drawing board

So they say / It’s a red letter day
So they say / Just a source of decay
So they say / A needle lost in the hay
So they say / Rome wasn’t built in a day